oh, my gosh. look at her butt.

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

The most valuable advice we can receive is what to do when people are singing us happy birthday..

“’Without pain, how could we know joy?’ This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries, but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful